Its been awhile since we checked in. Sorry about that. We’ve been so wrapped up in working with the imageboards, that this side has been neglected. Alot of crazy stuff has been happening, but never fear we are always keeping an eye on everything. And that brings me to what this entry is all about.

Ive seen a lot of porn even before the name Frankenlinks came into my head. A lot of it good, some bad, and even some that made me cock my head slightly like a hound and just mutter “what the hell is that all about?”. Granted, it is exciting to see more tolerance of the porn industry as a society, but sometimes trying to break out from behind the “green door” to get behind the sfw cameras is just a bit much even for me. Here are five examples in no particular order:

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Yes I know.

“You are writing a porn blog, why would you stoop to doing unrelated material?”

Well….I operate an adult site, some would say it would be hard to go any lower. They would be wrong, but it is said nonetheless.

I’ve been a Batman fan in comics for more than twenty years, he was for the longest time, my favorite superhero. The idea that he has no superpowers, doesn’t use guns, and still gets the job done was the best for me when I lived in a world of gun toting rednecks.

I wanted to say all of this before I got started because I’m about to take a really hard turn. Which is this:

The Dark Knight was a really bad Batman movie. MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. I warned you.

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You know, I love portable devices. I’m an absolute sucker for them. It may not be for anything but novelty, but I love them. That’s why we have an iPhone version of our site because if it can show visuals, porn should be available as a selection. I mean, that’s what I think but I could just be biased.

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So my educational posting has been lacking. Dr. Crankenstein told me so. I’ll agree to that.

It’s only because I’ve been making a bunch of updates and working on the direction of the site. So he says, “Well tell them that.” So here you go.

I have updated the site adding free adult flash games. These games are fun but not stupid. You know what I hate? Someone taking a game like tetris, pasting a naked girl in the background, and calling it an adult game. That’s fucking dumb. I looked all over for games that wasn’t that and made a collection on the site. It’s mostly “Strip” something but it’s still better than 90% of the shit that is out there.

We have also implemented an imageboard. Kusaba software to be exact. So we now have a place where you can talk with us and give us direct feedback without even giving up your name or email address just post your comment on the board without having to fill out personal information because we welcome your comments and respect your privacy. Our imageboard is hosted by pushthenet.com which is a site all about nerd news and the like. PushTheNet also has “IMG!” which is an imageboard network for three other sites including ours. Our specific board is linked in the adult section of this website as well.

To see any of these additions as well as all the usual adult goodness just click on the link in the right column or at the bottom of this page. We’d love to get some feedback from you so let us know on the boards.

Ever wanted to get that subscription to a site but you didn’t because you were afraid you would forget the password? There was no way you were saving it on the computer or writing it down somewhere. I mean you might as well just leave your junk hanging out of your pants. If there is one thing that can get you exposed it is someone finding these passwords on your computer.

So what’s the cost of security when wanting to protect your porn site passwords from prying eyes?

How does ten bucks sound?

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It is unfortunate that the thousands of years of internal programming in the human body that forces us to seek out a strong mate to reproduce as long as possible has become a perception of beauty. It’s a terrible thing. We should all revolt against these many years of evolution and force everyone’s perception of what a woman is.

Good luck with that.

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I am an American and I love America. Now that may be just because I’ve never been outside of America so I try to keep an open mind. I have went from the middle of nowhere in Mississippi to the Phoenix Arizona area and have adapted with relative ease. Though things are different, there are many things that are the same. I’m not trying to be all holier than thou but it seems that so many problems are commonplace that I actually wind up feeling like the heel. These are top five of those conversations.

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You know everyone has different tastes and sometimes you come across pictures or movies that you have to keep for yourself. The only problem is you don’t want others to find your naughty pixels so you usually just try to remember where you found it.

Well not anymore, you can save whatever you want and not only hide it from others but password protect it too.

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It is a shame that in this day and age that we still live in a culture where you are condemned for one reason or another for looking at porn. Married men have to hide it even though they aren’t going out after anything, many wives still consider it cheating. Perhaps you have kids and you need to clean up after yourself because those kids can use that computer better than you.

For whatever reason, you may not know how to pull it off, and there isn’t anywhere else that I’ve seen that gives a tutorial on this so your lesson begins now. Learn to be a PORN NINJA!

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Welcome to FrankenLinks: SFW. These wallpapers were made while attempting to learn how to do image editing. Enjoy them for your desktops.

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